The Big Bang 3

Right!!! After even more costly armour repairs, hospital bills and haggling with the Ye Olde health and Safety, the go ahead has been given for one last attempt at launching the IIII. If this fails the King will withdraw the funds and the project will be scrapped.

T.Ompkins has finally got his laty backside out of intensive care,he was putting on weight anyway.
The Teeterboard has been specially strengthened by Arms Costumes and Military Acessories, and they guarantee it´s  unbreakability. Just a mo, A.C.M.E ? Sounds familiar somehow. Nevermind.

T.Ompkins takes up position and the countdown begins.....
3...2....1....he jumps!!

...and I don´t believe it !!!! It´s worked!!!!! Hurrah!!! 

But, hang on..........what´s that whistling sound...??....

 Oh!!!!!, that was a nasty crunching sound....!!!!!!!!!!!

 Dam!!! Oh well, at least it looks as if T.Ompkins has been stunned by the blow so the resulting.......

............explosion won´t cause him that much pain.........at the moment.