Tuesday 19 April 2011

Pig Flu

As Mr Jenkins stepped out of his car, he froze in horror!! "Respirator or not" he thought to himself, "will my suit stop a savage snouting!!

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  1. Not from a determined and trained pig, they know snout-fu.

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  2. But he could have plenty of bacon sandwiches though!! (rubbing his tum)

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  3. Very cool figs Paul. Dang! now I got a taste for a southern style whole hog roast.

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  4. I've just been to see a business contact who (amoun other things) keeps some pigs - happily they were safely shut in a field! Your man's W124 Mercedes (Matchbox?) is even scruffier than the (real) one I had!

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  5. Thanks....squeekk!! :-D
    @Tim....the guy driving this (matchbox) merc is, judging by the colour of the windscreens a pretty heavy smoker!!
    I´m off to eat a bacon butty!!
    Cheers
    paul

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  6. Foolish fellow... it's his own fault for wearing the new 'Bacon cologne'.
    http://uncrate.com/stuff/bacon-cologne/
    ;)
    I feel like I'm standing on the balcony looking down calling "don't worry, she just wants to say hello!"

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  7. I think I hear a crackling of applause?

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  8. In India, if you get a usedcar at unbelievely lowprice, it neednt be that his carfaxrport was forged, but his car mite have hit a pig.
    Car which bangs pigs are considered badluck and totally inauspicious and it is be sold immediatley

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